If you are Hip Hop?
The Ultimate Mr Wiggles Rant >=/
-If the Only Question you have about HIP HOP is "How do I Get an Agent?"
YOUR NOT HIP HOP!
-If You Call yourself HIP HOP, But you Only Dance to POP Music =/
Your Not HIP HOP!!
-If You Call yourself HIP HOP, Yet 90% of whats on your iPod is POP Music >=/ Your Not HIP HOP!!!
... -If you Think the 4 Elements of HIP HOP are, Class, Auditions, Choreography, and Tanning....Guess what...lol
stay the F*ck away from me......
-If you Call your self a HIP HOP Dancer and you Can't Dance to BREAK BEATS or JAMES BROWN!!!
Your NOT HIP HOP!!!
-If you think HIP HOP Dance is Choreo, and BBOYS are BREAKDANCERS
Your F&ckin Crazy!
-If You Claim to Teach HIP HOP Dance, Yet your Choreography Resembles WEST SIDE STORY or SWEET CHARITY, or REFERENCES BOB FOSSIE
Your NOT HIP HOP!!! at ALL!!
-If you keep saying to yourself "I Have to work on my Freestyle"
YOU ARE IN NO WAY, A Freakin HIP HOP DANCER!
-If you enter a HIP HOP GROUP Dance Contest and you start your Routine WACKING and end it in a JAZZ POSE >=O
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIP HOP!!!
-If you still haven't got SMOKED by a Kid from the HOOD, who never TOOK Class a Day in His or Her LIFE....=/
You have not been Baptized in Real HIP HOP Dance!!
-If You don't know what "THE BOUNCE", "THE ROCK", "THE GRIND", or the Damn "500" is..
You should NOT BE TEACHING HIP HOP!!!
-If you call BBOY Music BREAK BEATS and RAP MUSIC HIP HOP =/
You DO NOT KNOW WHAT HIP HOP MUSIC IS!!! (they are both HIP HOP Music)
-If you do NOT Know the Entire History of HIP HOP dance, Then HOW CAN YOU TEACH IT?
-If you Refer to "GROOVING, PARTY DANCE and BREAKING" as OLD SCHOOL
Your a DUMMY......
-If you believe HIP HOP Dance is Being Created in the Studios..Your still a Dummy
(HIP HOP dance is still being created in the STREETS! ie the DOUGIE, the LIGHT FOOT, ect..)
-If you Call Yourself a Professional HIP HOP Dancer. Then Learn Your CRAFT!